Porn Movie: Game of Throats. 

"You can't argue with [cultists], because they live by an entirely different logic."

–– Kirstin Raymonde, Station Eleven 

I want to say that most Seattle drivers are below average, but that wouldn't make any sense. So: the average Seattle driver sucks.

They say that 39% of voters approve of Trump, and that 88% of Republicans do. That puts Republicans at 44% of the electorate.

If you're a central defender and you go forward, you can't give the ball away cheaply.

Er mah gerd, Trump just racisted a "go back to where you came from" tweet to American congresswomen.

What did God do for the "all of eternity" before he created the universe?

"Good morning. Uh, good afternoon. It's not my fault! It's on the paper."

--Sean Spicer

Pretty much everything goes wrong at some point.

I can't write well, but I'm good at realizing that my writing is crap.

Seattle vs. Montreal in the finals. In Seattle. Go!

Have you ever smelled your nostrils in the morning? Even worse than morning breath. 

Home of Dick Cheyenne, US Secretary of Heart Failure. 

Montana: "Where you can shoot your friends in the face."

Elko, NV ain't so bad, but I get a few looks like, "I don't own it, I can't fuck it, I might have to beat it up."

When you are at your lowest, look up. 

Reminder: think.

I need a mirror I can look into and have my reflection constantly utter affirmations.